{"title":"Audiobooks","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"once-upon-thyme-audio-book","title":"Once-Upon-Thyme - Single-Narrator Audiobook","description":"\u003c!-- Existing head content goes here --\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"h2 product-single__title\"\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme Series - Book 1\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you've ever felt like you don't quite fit the norm, you're going to feel right at home here.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a quirky fairytale world where nobody follows the script.\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether it's the drunk fairy godmother, the snarky magic mirror, or the book nerd wicked queen, none of the characters match the expectations of their role. And every single one of them gets a Happy Ever After as unique and unexpectedly perfect as they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo cozy interconnected fairytale retellings with slow burn, no spice romance. 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