{"title":"Books only","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"once-upon-thyme-ebook","title":"Once-Upon-Thyme eBook - Cozy Fantasy","description":"\u003c!-- Existing head content goes here --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme eBook (cozy fantasy)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat happens when nothing goes according to plan in a fairytale?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a quirky fairytale retelling featuring a drunk fairy godmother, a princess seeking a dragon, and the meddling stablehand trying to stop her.\u003cbr\u003eIf you're a fan of quirky characters, found family, fun yet heart-warming stories, slow burn and clean romance, all with cozy fantasy vibes and, of course, a dragon, then you will love this fairytale retelling - at its heart, a story about finding your place in the world even when you don't fit the norm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/The_Story_c2da7629-0691-4752-a67b-bdccecc6bfba.jpg?v=1710452478\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eIt's not easy being a princess, especially when your fairytale life refuses to follow the script.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdrianna grapples with many problems. Her evil stepmother is too obsessed with her garden to remember being evil, her evil stepsister is adorable and dear to Adrianna’s heart, and if that wasn’t bad enough, her fairy godmother spends her days drinking, eating chocolate, and flirting with the gardener.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd just when Adrianna thinks her life couldn't get any more absurd, enter Prince Charming—who inexplicably proposes to her stepmother.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdrianna decides that enough is enough—she's quitting the life of a princess altogether. Except that escaping a fairytale isn’t as easy as she thought, and to preserve her home and her family, she needs to somehow blunder her way to a Happy Ever After. Meaning a prince has to rescue her and propose marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, accompanied by her tipsy fairy godmother and a distractingly handsome (annoyingly so) stablehand, she sets her sights on a formidable task – finding a dragon, in the hopes this will convince a prince to perform the required rescue and marriage proposal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a wonderfully twisted take on the classic fairytale formula, full of misfit characters, unexpected twists, and all about the importance of embracing life's beautiful imperfections. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eAfter all, even the most imperfect stories can lead to the most satisfying endings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis special illustrated ebook comes with full colour illustrations, p\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eremium inside formatting, and digitally signed by the author. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis edition will never be available on the other retailers, it is exclusive to the author's website. The editions on the retailers do not include illustrations. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔥Ebooks are delivered via Bookfunnel email to the email address provided at checkout.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/Content_Ratings.jpg?v=1762275304\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis book was originally written for adults who wanted no spice and nothing graphic. But while it's not aimed at teens and young adults (the main character is 25) I would say it is suitable for older teens. 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The fairy godmother is drunk and the princess initially also drinks with her because of how depressing she finds life as a fairytale princess, although she doesn't feel good about it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you have any questions about this book or any of my books, please use the blue 'Need Help?' chat box or use the form below to send us an email. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Celine Jeanjean Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48051731038525,"sku":"CJJOUTEBOOK","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/OUT-ebook.webp?v=1791408654"},{"product_id":"once-upon-thyme-audio-book","title":"Once-Upon-Thyme - Single-Narrator Audiobook","description":"\u003c!-- Existing head content goes here --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat happens when nothing goes according to plan in a fairytale?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a quirky fairytale retelling featuring a drunk fairy godmother, a princess seeking a dragon, and the meddling stablehand trying to stop her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of quirky characters, found family, fun yet heart-warming stories, slow burn and clean romance, all with cozy vibes and, of course, a dragon, then you will love this fairytale retelling - at its heart, a story about finding your place in the world even when you don't fit the norm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis audiobook is narrated using ElevenLabs, featuring an AI-generated voice based on a professional voice actor's recordings. 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Meaning a prince has to rescue her and propose marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, accompanied by her tipsy fairy godmother and a distractingly handsome (annoyingly so) stablehand, she sets her sights on a formidable task – finding a dragon, in the hopes this will convince a prince to perform the required rescue and marriage proposal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a wonderfully twisted take on the classic fairytale formula, full of misfit characters, unexpected twists, and all about the importance of embracing life's beautiful imperfections. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eAfter all, even the most imperfect stories can lead to the most satisfying endings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e🔥Audiobooks are delivered directly via our website or via \"Bookfunnel email\" to the email address provided at checkout.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Celine Jeanjean Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50791090127165,"sku":"CJJOUTAUDIOBOOKSN","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/OUT-audio.webp?v=1791408674"},{"product_id":"snow-is-white-deluxe-hardcover","title":"Snow Is White and the 7 Dragons Hardback Deluxe Edition Cozy Fantasy | eBook Included","description":"","brand":"Celine Jeanjean Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51332837835069,"sku":"CJJSIWHC","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/1.SiW-HC.webp?v=1790481831"},{"product_id":"once-upon-thyme-single-narrator-audiobook-ebook","title":"Once-Upon-Thyme | full digital","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- Existing head content goes here --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ The audiobook and eBook bundle, for reading on the go and continuing the story while running, driving, or drifting off to sleep ✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eWhat happens when nothing goes according to plan in a fairytale?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a quirky fairytale retelling featuring a drunk fairy godmother, a princess seeking a dragon, and the meddling stablehand trying to stop her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of quirky characters, found family, fun yet heart-warming stories, slow burn and clean romance, all with cozy vibes and, of course, a dragon, then you will love this fairytale retelling - at its heart, a story about finding your place in the world even when you don't fit the norm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis audiobook is narrated using ElevenLabs, featuring an AI-generated voice based on a professional voice actor's recordings. 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Meaning a prince has to rescue her and propose marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, accompanied by her tipsy fairy godmother and a distractingly handsome (annoyingly so) stablehand, she sets her sights on a formidable task – finding a dragon, in the hopes this will convince a prince to perform the required rescue and marriage proposal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a wonderfully twisted take on the classic fairytale formula, full of misfit characters, unexpected twists, and all about the importance of embracing life's beautiful imperfections. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eAfter all, even the most imperfect stories can lead to the most satisfying endings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e🔥Audiobooks are delivered directly via our website or via \"Bookfunnel email\" to the email address provided at checkout.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Celine Jeanjean Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51364771365181,"sku":"CJJOUTABEB","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/OUT_full_digital.webp?v=1791409032"},{"product_id":"once-upon-thyme-hardback-deluxe-2ⁿᵈ-edition-cozy-fantasy-ebook-included","title":"Once-Upon-Thyme Hardback Deluxe 2ⁿᵈ Edition - Cozy Fantasy | eBook included","description":"","brand":"Celine Jeanjean Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52804287955261,"sku":"CJJOUT26HC","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/Once-Upon-Thyme-Second-Edition-Main.webp?v=1790443201"},{"product_id":"once-upon-thyme-paperback-deluxe-duplex-2ⁿᵈ-edition-cozy-fantasy","title":"Once-Upon-Thyme Paperback Deluxe Duplex 2ⁿᵈ Edition - Cozy Fantasy | eBook Included","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme Paperback Deluxe Duplex 2ⁿᵈ Edition (cozy fantasy)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat happens when nothing goes according to plan in a fairytale?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce-Upon-Thyme is a quirky fairytale retelling featuring a drunk fairy godmother, a princess seeking a dragon, and the meddling stablehand trying to stop her.\u003cbr\u003eIf you're a fan of quirky characters, found family, fun yet heart-warming stories, slow burn and clean romance, all with cozy fantasy vibes and, of course, a dragon, then you will love this fairytale retelling - at its heart, a story about finding your place in the world even when you don't fit the norm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/0947\/3341\/files\/The_Story_c2da7629-0691-4752-a67b-bdccecc6bfba.jpg?v=1710452478\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eIt's not easy being a princess, especially when your fairytale life refuses to follow the script.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdrianna grapples with many problems. 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