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Snow Is White and the 7 Dragons

If you've ever felt like you don't quite fit the norm, you're going to feel right at home here.

Once-Upon-Thyme is a quirky fairytale world where nobody follows the script. Whether it's the drunk fairy godmother, the book nerd wicked queen who just wants to read in peace, or the weather-obsessed princess, none of the characters match the expectations of their role. And every single one of them gets a Happy Ever After as unique and unexpectedly perfect as they are.

Mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s the most accident-prone fairy godmother of them all?

It all started with a drunk fairy godmother and a small hiccup right when she was naming the baby. And so Snow White was accidentally named Snow Is White.

Beautiful? Absolutely. Interested in princes, marriages, or Happy Ever Afters? Not in the slightest. Her interests centre around the weather, specifically describing it in excruciating detail. Snow is, after all, white.

Which is a serious problem for the villain of the story.

Grimhelda was supposed to be the wicked queen. The obstacle to Snow's Happy Ever After, until eventually love conquered all and she could finally retire to a cottage in the woods and read in peace. Unfortunately, there's no Happy Ever After to obstruct. So Grimhelda reluctantly sets herself the formidable task of guiding Snow toward the ending she's pointedly ignoring.

Her plan? Build the fairytale from scratch. How hard can it be?

Armed with a sarcastic magic mirror, a huntsman whose wit is as blunt as his axe, and seven book dragons, Grimhelda scrambles to assemble something resembling a fairytale from the disasters Snow leaves in her wake.

And along the way, Grimhelda accidentally falls in love with the prince in disguise...

*This audiobook is narrated using ElevenLabs, featuring an AI-generated voice based on a professional voice actor's recordings. The voice actor has licensed their vocal characteristics for this purpose and is paid for the use of their voice. The audiobook has then been thoroughly edited to improve the intonations and then proofed by Celine.*